Joke bot that buys 'No' on every non-sports Polymarket market. The author calls it entertainment only.
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Joke bot that buys 'No' on every non-sports Polymarket market. The author calls it entertainment only. See the source for setup, usage and current status.
Tools: Python
Difficulty: beginner
Platforms: Polymarket
Joke bot that buys 'No' on every non-sports Polymarket market. The author calls it entertainment only. It is listed under Other in this directory.
According to its source, it works with Polymarket.
The source lists: Python.
It was published by sterlingcrispin. The public source is at github.com/sterlingcrispin/nothing-ever-happens.
This directory rates it beginner (beginner, intermediate or advanced).
It had 981 GitHub stars as of Oct 13, 2026.
The repository was last updated on Apr 13, 2026, as checked on Oct 23, 2026. Check the source for current status.
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